Red Neck Wedding Vows of Elmer and Prudence Fudge
My dearest Prudence, I am so glad to be here by your side today
maken you my little love muffin for life.
When I knelt down in frount of you asken you to be my bride, with
your daddy standing over us with a shot gun cause you was late,
I knew you'd make a good wife.
People said we'd never make it cause we was cousins and all, and
our parents were married, but after their devorce I knew it was
OK for me to chase your skirt. I was so happy when you let me
get under that skirt too.
Yes Prudence, we have 3 great youngens, I can't belive people
said our babies would have 9 heads cause we was related and all.
I just want to tell them doubten folk that you can marry and have
babies with your half sister cousin and they won't have no 9 heads
cause we are liven proof of that. Cause once the doctors seperated
the simese twins and removed little Elmer Jr.'s third arm and
what appeared to be a tail, our children turned out just fine.
So Prudence thank you for becommen my bride today. You look so
beautiful in your plaid overhalls with the stretch panel on the
I can't wait to get you home and once I greases the pan of me
truck to get you out, I looks forward to maken some sweet loven
to you my precious.
Your loven husband Elmer Fudge.